Eat Poop and Die

We were driving in the car today when I hear Levi say to his sister in the backseat...

"Audrey... if you eat poop, you will get sick and die."

Audrey was flabbergasted by this and she says to me in her most serious tone of voice...

"Poop! Tick! Die! Mom!!!"

*nods*

it's true. if you eat poop, you will get sick and die. Lessons from an older brother.

(disclaimer: Audrey has never eaten poop. Um... not that I know of. Hmmm)