Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Audrey: The Sleep Chronicles

I've got some funny kids come bedtime.

Levi... he's a sleepwalker. We found this out one night after we got home late at night. The kids had fallen asleep in the truck and had to be woken up to get inside. I got Levi out of the truck, carried him to the front door, set him just inside the threshold and said "Get your pants off and go to the bathroom." Of course... to ME this made sense. He'd need to take his clothes off to get his pajamas on... and after that I wanted him to walk to the bathroom and pee. preferably in the toilet. Only... he wasn't awake. Turns out he was sleepwalking. so HE heard "take your pants off and go to the bathroom"... and literally right there where he was standing in the front doorway... he took his pants off... and proceeded to pee all over the bookcase right inside the door.

That was the first of many (while hilarious) frustrating sleep walking episodes. You just absolutely can not make sense to Levi when he's sleep walking. The best thing to do is just to lead him back to bed, and tuck him back in.

now... Audrey...

she's not a sleepwalker...

she's just a plain crazy sleeper. I've never ever ever been able to share a bed with this kid!! You never know, when you go in to check on her long after she's fallen asleep what kind of position she'll be in.



I decided one night, to start taking pictures of some of her crazier moves, took one picture, then decided it wasn't really all that interesting to anyone else but me anyway...

then there was today...

I had put her down for a nap. She wasn't happy about this. She threw her blankets angrily on the ground...



then fell asleep...

like this...



how in the world can she sleep like that???

this is what I saw when I walked into her room to check on her...



Her hands were tucked underneath her like this...



it just doesn't look comfortable at all to me!!

But oh well. She slept long enough that I had to wake her up to go get Levi from school.

This is what she looked like when I woke her up...

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Super Girl

For the last two or three nights this is what Audrey has looked like at our house...



I think it all started when we were at Wal Mart and passed the halloween costumes. Out of all of the costumes.... she spotted one for super girl and just decided that she HAD to have it. Apparantly she wants to be Super Girl for halloween. Well... I didn't buy it. So she's improvising.

Also... the footed pajamas... she doesn't want to wear any other kind lately. Which has become a problem since we only own two pairs like that. we've got a rotation... she wears one while the other's being laundered. Help my water bill!!

Saturday, September 19, 2009

My Soccer Stud

Today was picture day for fall sports

I didn't purchase any pictures from the people taking them. I figured I could take one just as good myself.

Turns out I was right.



(click on the picture to make it bigger)

And I don't have to wait weeks to get it back. Ha!

This is Levi's soccer team this year... Crew U6.

(as a sidenote... Levi scored at least 5 goals in his games this morning. I started reading my book after 5 and lost count. He rocks!)

(as another sidenote. I wasn't thrilled about the 8:00 game time this morning!!... but got to have gummi bears for breakfast. being an adult is so cool.)

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Back In MY Day....

you didn't get PAID for going to summer school!!

check this out...



it's not every day you see a five year old's name on a Visa debit card...

... in the amount of $100!!!!!

It was an incentives program this summer. Kids with perfect summer school attendance got $100.

He's been having fun blowing right through that wad, too. :)

Hmmm

*brain turns over in head*

I wonder if I could homeschool and just send him to public schools in the summer... to get the money.

bahahaha.

I crack me up.

(did you see the expiration date on it though? he has to use it before December. It's not even good for a whole year. I guess beggers can't be choosers)

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Um....

Has it really been over a month since I blogged?

Pffffff.

I won't make any excuses. the pictures will speak for themselves for how busy we've been. Whew!

We started out the month with a visit from my parents!! They were on their way back to Virginia from dropping Thessali off at college. They got to stay a couple of days and hang out. It was nice to have them here

September 3rd we went to the small town of Lincoln, Missouri (where Jason lives) for Lincoln football night. Let me explain. Lincoln is a small farming community. Population 1,026. They have one school and it is a K-12. This is their first year to have a highschool football team and the entire community is pumped about it! They put in a turf field, put up lights, consession stand... the works. It's all fancy shmancy. anyway... to kick off this new exciting part of Lincoln, they had a football night and invited a linebacker who used to play for the Kansas City chiefs to speak, sign autographed pictures, etc. They made a pretty big deal out of the night. They had a punt, pass, and kick competition for three different age groups and there was a first, second, and third place trophy for each age group. Levi competed in his age group. They also had a mini cheerleading camp. and my favorite part... there was gobs of doorprizes and everyone who came could enter. which means that even Levi and Audrey got to put their names in. So anyway... when they announced the winners of the punt, pass, kick competition and Levi didn't get a trophy he was pretty bummed. I had him on my lap and I was telling him that not everyone could win and that that's ok. He was pretty crushed cause he really had given it his best. After they announced the winners of the trophies they went directly into drawing names for the door prizes. and don't you know Levi... the kid who I was just trying to console by telling him that he wouldn't always win... he won a doorprize!!! He got a free large pizza from one of the two gas stations in town. Jason's daughter Logan's name got drawn for 5 quarts of motor oil (ha!) and Jason's mom's name got drawn for a free haircut from a local business. I think we made out pretty good as a group in the door prize department!

anyway... here's pictures of Levi giving it his all in the punt, pass, kick competition:



Audrey with her Lincoln cardinal tattoo that the cheerleaders were putting on the little kids:



The weekend of the 4th, 5th, and 6th my children's sperm donor was in town. That was a less than enjoyable experience for all... but we survived.

Monday the 7th there was no school because of Labor Day, so the kids and I drove to Lincoln again because Jason's mom was going to have a birthday lunch for Logan. She had turned 14(!!) on Sunday the 6th. I decided at the last minute to drive down super early in enough time to pick Jason up from work at 7 as he was getting off from working the night shift. This meant that we had to be up at 5:00 on our day off from school. Ouch. It also meant that when we got out to the farm, there were still cobwebs with morning dew hanging from the iron rails on the stairs leading up to the laundry room side door. I had to take a pic. I love love love the beautiful early morning hours at the farm. It's a shame that I rarely get up early enough to enjoy them. :(



Tuesday the 8th was Audrey's first day of preschool. She picked out her own outfit that morning saying to me "my friends will like me in this." I let her wear what she picked out because it was actually decent. But little does she know that her friends would like her in whatever she wore. I think Audrey is one of the most likeable children ever. Jason was here for her first day since he'd also been here for Levi's first day.

Both kids on Audrey's first day of school (sporting new tennis shoes that grandma and pawpaw bought them when they visited at the first of the month):







walking down to the school:



head, shoulders, knees, and toes:



after school with me and Jason:





I signed Levi up for fall soccer and his first game was Saturday September 12th. He LOVES it and is actually pretty good. Of course, the coaches son on the team is some sort of powerhouse machine who dominates the field. But Levi held his own and played an awesome game. We have games every saturday morning for the next six weeks.





That Saturday night was also the first Mizzou home football game and Jason and I took the kids. Well, three of the kids. Logan had a volleyball tournament all day so she couldn't come up with Jason and Jake. man, between Levi playing soccer, Jake playing youth football, and Logan playing volleyball we've got a full sports schedule this fall!!! This was both Jason and Jake's first time ever attending a college football game and we all had a good time. It was a great night for a game.







Audrey flirted with the guy sitting behind us until he gave her a gold mizzou necklace. She's gonna be trouble, that one!



those blue eyes I love so much:



so I guess that brings us up to the present. This weekend we've got a soccer game on Saturday in Columbia and then we'll be heading to Lincoln for Jake's football game.

I keep saying I'll try to be better about blogging. I already have the next one written in my head. Check back soon!!