Diss

When we're driving and the kids have trash... either a used napkin or a straw wrapper, or the stick from a lollipop, or whatever... they always say "here mom" and expect me to take it. So, there I am driving... sometimes on the phone too... and they are wanting to hand me their trash. Like... what am I supposed to do with it??

So today it was the same song, second verse. Audrey had some trash that she wanted me to take. This time though, I said to her "Audrey, I'm not a trashcan!"

her response: "well you LOOK like a trashcan!"

I wonder if I could put that on a resume... "trashcan"

yeeeeeeeeeah... I got dissed by my three year old.

hmmm.

at Wal-Mart today I let her get a chocolate milk out of the cooler as we were checking out. per usual... she spilled some. Then she says to me "moooooom! I accidentally spilled some on purpose"

yeah, who's the trashcan now???

lawsie mercy I love that girl